“but first I slapped her with a piece of pizza”
Can’t remember if I posted this during Census time but fuck yeah! Awesome!
“Daddy,” she said, “do you think you could buy me a book?”
“A book?” he said. “What do you want a flaming book for?”
“To read, Daddy.”
“What’s wrong with the telly, for heaven’s sake? We’ve got a lovely telly with a twelve-inch screen and now you come asking for a book! You’re getting spoiled, my girl!”
“There’s nothing you can get from a book that you can’t get from a television faster”
(via peacebefore)